Remember when I showed you the grapevine wreath I made?
I cut the vines from my backyard,
twisted 'em up,
and hung it up on my door?
Well, the leaves dried and mostly fell off.
And I finally got to see the shape.
Utterly pathetic.
It's not full enough, it's wonky, it's just plain sad.
Especially when you compare it to this grapevine wreath I bought
from Michaels for $3.99.
Three ninety nine, people.
I will never ever make another pathetic homemade grapevine wreath again.
Garland, maybe.
But not a wreath.
Sigh.
Anyway, I took that pretty mass-produced wreath
and spray painted it to oblivion.
Added some creepy spray-painted snakes
And now it's very spooky and I love it.
That other grapevine wreath imposter?
In the compost.
Worm food.
It's better for everyone that way.
