A Lego man was found dead on Bamboo Street. A yellow bucket truck was abandoned at the scene; the driver is nowhere to be found. The Coast Guard and Army are investigating nearby waters. The officer in charge appears to be a construction worker wearing an armored helmet. He has yet to comment. We will update you as soon as we have any more information.
“Mom, look! I used the Lego man's pants as a double shooting gun!”
I love seeing him using imagination and creativity, but he's been focused on guns, missiles, and explosions lately. I'm totally out of my element. I know it's normal boy testosterone, but it makes me cringe every time.